This is the most pretentious, my-shit-doesn’t-stink reply I’ve seen outside of an .ml instance lol

Touch grass.

That’s the joke.

Nick is pretending to stalk and kill Judy by biting her neck

The more we explain this the worse it sounds, lmaoooooo

Lmfao, how is the original shot somehow WORSE and more suggestive? Bahahahaha

Same, I have a similar conundrum. Everytime I go longer than a few days without checking US news some unspeakable shit goes down. Like a dictator getting kidnapped.

The constant battle between wanting to stay informed and the urge to live peacefully as an off-grid mountain man lol

They’re referencing Jerry Seinfeld. He does that.

Or did, probably before you guys were born lol

Bwahahahahaha that’s crazy

How can people stand it?

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma~!

Pretty sure Americans hate themselves

Digital Circus vibes lol

Bwahahaha

Fascists just get so angry about loving it more than everyone else because their anti-intellectual leaders tell them it’s a crime against their sky daddy.

This, but unironically.

This may actually be the root of fascism. All that self-hatred gets externalized and has to go somewhere. Then wham, you have neo-nazis. And who do they attack? The projected vessel of the thing that causes their self-hatred, as some mental gymnastic form of repentance. “I can’t be gay if I denounce and beat the gays! Surely I won’t go to hell!”

The cult of fear is what breeds fascism.

This is so good hahaa

LMAOOOO

Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit

At least it’s a good song. WHAM! is literally just someone griping over and over in the least rhythmic way possible lmao