hope

thank mr skeltal

Most of the points are scored by kickers these days 😠

Blech! Ew! Sheesh. I’ll take a crab juice.

So about the size of my bathroom trash can, or the size of my mother-in-law’s corgi, then.

Soda is generally sold in 2L bottles here, with single liter bottles growing in popularity. Alcohol is usually sold by the ml, though in units like “fifth” and “handle.”

Milk though, milk is sold in half-pints (not sure why they don’t write cup), pints, quarts, half-gallon, or gallon. I like to pretend a quart is a shrinkflated liter though.

Are they able to itemize and take a larger deduction due to the increase in SALT limits? And all of the information entered is correct, and the amount owed matched what, e.g. a calculator like Smart Asset says?

Err, I mean, have they tried claiming that you are 7 people, your sister is a clergymen, and your brother was wounded in Vietnam?

Maybe they’re unrelated events, and they’re questioning their gender 🤨

In related news, when my older sister told our younger brother she was pregnant, he was very excited to be a grandpa.