I work retail. I pray I’m arguing with children because I don’t get to cuss them out at work.

The old ones

I disapprove of every life choice you made that led to you posting this

I blame Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman for my thing for crazy chicks. I saw that at a formative age.

Because he’s not living his life to the fullest like her.

What about normal birbs?

Yep that’s definitely me

I also require more information about this kicking robot

Samantha!

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

Should have been a picture of when Enid took her over because that was a merry Wednesday

Order corn

What does that have to do with this meme? Garek is trying to get you to put on a hat?? Did he DM you about this or something?

CHEMOMMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFRi2xsei_o

This was literally voiced by the voice of reverse flash.

Sex jokes aside this is a dumb fucking policy