Fap Foop is strangely appropriate.

Ah yes, The Roofy Boyz.

Phyllis sounds like a great hang.

Have the courage to pay in other ways.

If he pulls out to quickly, she’ll peg him.

Which why I picked the word bog. ;-)

High humidity heat? No thanks. I prefer life without a bog in my crotch.

My wife and I be like…

I am DTF at all times, but before ever getting into politics, I just can’t get past the MAGA aesthetics. Total auto-limper.

Don’t you worry. Trump is about to declare…

I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?

Life long screen usage (TV, and computers) had me looking at my phone like that by my late thirties.

Hot Take: Overfeeding a pet to that level of obesity is extreme animal abuse at the same level as keeping it outside, chained by the neck.

The #1 social network for Republican men and now it’s gone woke.

Make
America
Grindr
Again

Two days of awful. Four total not feeling right.

EDIT: FYI. You need to multiply that by two because you have to take the shot twice.

For me it was fever, ache and pains including strong joint pain, skin sensitivity, inflammation of the lymph nodes found in the arm put area (also very tender to the touch) and severe headache.

I got my shingles vaccines done last year because I saw how devastating shingles was when my mother-in-law got it. Yes, the shingles vax side effects can be brutal (they were for me), but a few days of suffering are a small price to pay.

Yes but…

Curly Shemp