Klear

If it hops like a duck…

Except you’ll call it “steamed ham”, right?

I do this because I give a fuck.

It’s great when you need to login somewhere on a borrowed device. Do need to log out the previous user, and your login won’t linger after you’re done either.

I like it, I’m not gonna crack
I miss you, I’m not gonna crack
I love you, I’m not gonna crack

These boots ain’t made for lickin’
That’s just not what they do
One of these days these boots are gonna
walk all over you

Capitalism

Heroin is the opium of the masses.

They just say that because they want to keep more heroin for themselves.

I tried both but it just doesn’t compare.

That’s some Groucho Marx level shit, I hope you get better.

The pinnacle of culture.

It always starts nice and all, but soon it will be clobbering time

There was that time when I was in France, wanted to login into something and needed some Czech characters for my password. When I tried googling them so I could copy/paste, I realised the keyboard was azerty and just gave up.

Perry the peptide based protein inhibition!

“Digits” would be the English equivalent of “dedos”, and the words are indeed related.

That’s not what a toe is. Toes are the digits on feet. Palec is either “thumb” if on hand or “big toe” in on a foot.

I’m pretty sure the English don’t even consider the things on your feet to be fingers at all, though they can say “digits” to cover both fingers and toes (so “digit” would be the most exact translation of “prst”, rather than finger… though in most contexts “finger” is good enough).