Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?

It’s telling that searching for “Nala bedroom eyes” gets you plenty of screenshots of it immediately.

I mean, if you just watch the scene that’s linked there it makes it pretty clear. Nick (the fox) is pretending to stalk and kill Judy (the rabbit) by biting her neck. This specific frame is her intentionally over-acting dying after the reveal that it’s fake.

They knew what they were up to.

This one weird trick Death doesn’t want you to know about!

Jackasses? Sir, that’s just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.

I was so much happier not knowing that.

He should be there watching it happen. Right up close.

If anyone put the idea in his head, there is no doubt in my mind he’d try to have himself carved into it. I firmly believe the only reason he hasn’t is because he hasn’t remembered it exists.

At least the job comes with perks. Closers get coffee, or so I hear.

Spend the year making yourself indispensable (even if that involves writing code no one else can maintain, keeping your reports and files in an organization structure only you understand, making sure clients value you over the company, whatever’s appropriate for your position). Also, beef up your resume, get it out there, start ‘passively’ job searching. Then, when review time comes up, you quantify all of the lost perks, and demand that amount as a minimum raise. If they don’t agree, you quit on the spot.

If you followed step 1 closely enough, they may want to prevent you from leaving (ideal) or try to hire you back, at which point you can start making salary demands.

Would have !the_pack@lemmy.world vibes IF IT WASN’T SO QUIET.