You’re not wrong. People are downvoting because that’s the perspective of the audience here. They’re only here for a minute while they’re taking a break between porn sessions. They’re probably incapable of getting hard in the presence of a real woman. They’re probably overweight and out of shape and have low self-esteem and poor social skills. That’s what porn does to people.
Another one that might already exist: “My tits are down here.” With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
Hey don’t blame all of us. It’s just that one guy with dementia who paints his skin orange.
I’m pretty sure we have those in usa. It has many names, like commuter train.
That is the most appropriate thing to say to a deceased person.
I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”
Is that an afro on his head or a mushroom cloud?
Only $17? Then how do you explain all those twenties and fifties she’s got strewn about her bosom?
She really did display some phenomenal acting skills in that video.
My ex husband couldn’t hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.
Was giraffe in previous life
No matter how tempted you may be, never click links in emails. You can go to your own settings without using that link in the email.
Why aren’t gym & rock climbing & pole dancing on that flow chart?
Don’t worry the 2nd player brings their own controller and you both figure out how to put both of your controllers together.
The only place I can’t reach on my body is my right shoulder blade. God should’ve put my genitals there.
We used to just lay those strips on the ground and throw rocks at 'em. Good times.
Yeah before it was explained it to me, I always thought it was meaningless banter.
That one took me decades to understand, after someone explained it.
Since when is origami water-tight & leak-proof?
Those origami boxes are intended to hold rice.
Porn is kinda like alcohol. It’s poison & the worst drug & most people are addicted to it so it will never be illegal or frowned upon. Oh but wait, there are some jurisdictions where those things are indeed illegal and/or strongly limited/regulated. Because they are powerful & harmful things.