Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

Pineapple flavored

“Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in Doc…”

Sad… real sad.

Alexa, play Mambo no. 5

Is that a JoJo reference?

If you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.

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Because life is a bad joke and I’m not in on it.

But Snowrunner is good tho.

Factorio and Snowrunner. (I’m not simply happy, I genuinely want to die)

Look im glad she’s getting a paycheck but why do people give these 2 soulless companies free marketing by falling for this fabricated rivalry.

“Sir, this is a sperm bank”

China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)