What about :D

How will people know my tone? It’s stupid, but effective.

Lol.

Wow, 1.5%? They’re being generous this year!

Actual footage of my employer:

He’s not outside, that’s for sure.

Isn’t this just ranch?

I feel personally attacked by this thread and this comment. All of these things have been consumed in great quantities.

Nepotism is often the only bar on the chart.

It literally just tells you how to make one on gemeni. I just tried it.

Good damn it! This is the final straw!! Give me two or three more of those beers and then we’re going to fucking riot!

They’re also wrong. Christmas is just Saturnalia rebranded/appropriated. Christ wasn’t even born in the winter according to scripture.

Santa is the reason for the season. And consumerism! And lights!

Hey look, it’s that guy (Jerry Seinfeld) that paid counter protesters to harass pro-Palestinian protesters at American colleges (his wife, but same bank account).

He also compared anti-genocide protesters to the KKK and declared anyone who opposes Israel’s genocide equivilent to “hating jews”.

That guy, Jerry Seinfeld, is a real piece of shit. Almost as bad as billionaires.