Malgas
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🎵 Blackening the summer skies
With burning wings and countless eyes
We tremble at the sight of you, Jolene 🎶
Okay, but can we still do the alternate lyrics where Jolene is some kind of eldritch horror?
🎶 He screams about you in his sleep
And when he wakes does not but weep
In terror, of the one they call Jolene. 🎵
Worse than that, in order to preserve the date/day-of-week correlation, the extra 1-2 days (you still need leap years) would not have to be part of any week.
So that’s instant opposition from all the Abrahamic religions.
Hmm… in some vampire myths you can distract a vampire by scattering a bag of grain or similar in front of them because they are compelled to stop and count it. (And yes, that is why Sesame Street’s Count von Count is like that.)
So maybe it’s only crosses that are almost, but not exactly perpendicular that cause them pain.
“I still am, but I used to be, too.”