They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

We need to go back to the safe ground of Americans complaining about the rubbish Supremor they voted in again by accident.

What devices?

I always immediately think Jack Sparrow is Russell Brand and recoil, then remember who it actually is and then recoil again because it’s crook blokes all the way down.

Is it as humiliating as waking up in hospital on a drip?

Like anyone gets to drive at speed during commuter time.

The walrus was Paul

Then the next generation of models fed on slop with adverts in and increasingly adopt the writing style of marketing copy.

It’s weird now watching the high school reunion movies Of The 90s (Gross Pointe Blank, Romy And Michelle, etc) and in all cases the protagonists are considered outliers for not having a car dealership, marriage and three children already at 28. They say the past is another country.

Mine cousin doth part the veil mortal.

If any of my teachers had tried that they would have been burned at the stake for witchcraft.

Are the holes so she can breathe?

Where are the American people up to so far now in the “First They Came” sequence?

This might just be because of American Gothic, but Caleb is 100% an Antichrist name.

Actually they did it by using child actors to portray everyone else

How do you celebrate 4/20? Are there other fractions to celebrate?

Thinking of the van and ute that have been both been parked outside my apartment with 3/4 of a car length between them for over a month now. I miss my old Yaris.

Wasn’t there a news story recently where someone had actually done this and (obviously) died?

You can brain anyone with a rock.

It’s true. When people talk about gamification they’re actually talking about systems that were added to games to make them feel more like a job - e.g. Collect 100 badges, log on every day, use the shop.