So very few pictures are taken of me that I can expect the most recent photo will always be the only option.

Ah yes, biblically accurate shipping.

Honestly yeah. I was told on signing up that it was to help Christians sort out their view in a secular world, but actually it’s just reindoctrination.

I’m currently in a college Christian worldview class, figured it’d help my pagan ass understand these people, and given what I’ve gleamed about Jesus, he was absolutely gay.

If I may evoke the ancient laws. Rule 10 - the internet is not your personal army.

They do, but I’ve found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.

Is he their love child?

Oh that’s cool. I guess that make the OC’s point all the dumber.

I was not aware blue was a girl, which I suppose makes the post I’m replying to all the dumber.

Blue is literally on the picture

Putting the stupid aside, are there any female dog companions in cartoons? There are a few add in characters like the pink dog from blues clues, but I can’t think of any others.

That’s beautiful!

I like taking these and flipping them to get sinister positivity.

No longer praying on your happiness, I will be directly involved.

Not every day my hyperfixations for textiles and sexual activity overlap lol

Modern pantyhose yes, but at the time of this quote pantyhose was an unyealding bother for everyone involved. Any attempt to get your hand into them would cause runs and ruin the hose. They were not comfortable fabric, so fucking through them would be a sandpaper condom on both sides. All in all, it’s just a big negative for everyone involved that was unilaterally unnecessary.

Just remember that your high energy and positive vibe are likely the delight of everyone around you. You don’t need to be a master planner to keep the spirits high.

You guys need a dog catcher in your group. This is one of those archetypes that gets over looked because it feels like something that’s part of several other archetypes, but it really makes a difference to have it stand alone.

It’s in the name, he catches strays. This is the guy that pulls groups together from separate circles, introduces new guys to the group, or occasionally plays match maker. He’s probably running your Discord server or keeps putting you in group chats, he’s the one that does the logistics planning when it comes to more complicated outings Lee week long trips and bachelor parties. In public outings he probably makes friends with staff or other queue waiters. He’s probably the guy that stages interventions but out of genuine care.

There are others that can fill the role, golden retriever boys are good at the finding people but too dumb to coordinate. Fearless leaders can attract crowds but normally don’t have the personal touch to keep anyone new long term. Sheep dogs are great at keeping new boys in the group but they don’t invite new people. More often than not, the dog catcher will be playing another role in the group because their current services aren’t being utilized so he’s either not invested in it or your group is one of his secondary groups. If you’re scrolling through your contacts trying to figure out who I’m taking about, if you’re the forever DM, or if your boys keep saying “whatever happened to X” and you’re the guy that reminds them, you’re probably the dog catcher.

I’ve got a few of those bags, they’re fucking Invincible.

Be having a good shitpost tomorrow.

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