I don’t do it because I’m a fat ugly guy with a tiny dick who prematurely ejaculates.

Interesting way to reduce a complex person down to nothing.

God damn I can’t get any harder.

It carbonates your blood?

Hey you guys!

It’s a hilarious article too.

Look who’s back shitposting!

We missed you, Mickey.

I made it halfway over my wife’s father and he puked when I landed on his stomach.

Fiona Apple Quit Cocaine After An ‘Excruciating’ Night With Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson
/The singer said every addict should be locked in a private movie theater with these two filmmakers.

Because it makes Jesus Nut?

If you rub my grandma she squirts.

You mean that soba wasn’t supposed to have cum on it?

Just puts a couple pounds in his pockets then a bunch of money.

Brilliant.

How much money have you made from that so far?

I don’t see the similarities there.

Well he looks identical to Ken.

Is that Ken?

Photograph by Nickelback has gotten me through some rough times.