SeductiveTortoise

INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!

X is a Roman number meaning 10, so it’s 10 hamsters! What a bargain!

No, but the car? Definitely.

If you were scammed into buying that copper, you’d write an angry clay brick yourself.

And broken glass

One of mine flunked out and false positived every few minutes after midnight. After the third time I accepted the risk and took the battery out for the night. The next day it went back to normal.

You can’t just get up, you need to groan as well.

No cat shit?

Look at that horse here. Two inches?

it correlates with love, so that checks out.

Where do you think did the peasants get their barns from? And their scented oil lamps?

THAT wasn’t me, believe me. I’m fully dedicated to unclean nine 😐

🎶 All I want for easter is eggs 🎶

Stop calling me that. I’m not that short!

You don’t need to sell it to me, I wanted to try before.

Most people wash from time to time. That foil doesn’t.

I’m scared to ask…

With some tomatoes next we’d be able to make some nice food.

Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

Cheapest HRT ever!