Frick.

Dude, tomorrow’s Saturday

This post made me think “if there’s lesbian porn for the male gaze, is there gay porn for the female gaze?”

Sometimes I want to look at two ladies

What killed conspiracy theories for me was how the USAF drove Paul Bennewitz insane playing into his conspiracy theories rather than just admit he caught encrypted radio.

And not only that, they systematically undermined people’s trust in authorities with this by letting it become such a huge industry. If you think the government is lying to you about aliens it’s a lot easier to think they’re lying about vaccines and face masks.

It didn’t take that many generations for us to do it to foxes, so going back might be just as fast.

I had poor social skills well before I started watching porn

This combination plus a lean diet and plenty of physical exercise got me in the best shape of my life.

Caffeine + sertraline + thc = maximum productivity

Good point.

Gonna blaze up next to an oxygen tank now.

Lighting the lighter in an enclosed space that probably has oxygen tanks is definitely not a good idea

I wore checkerboard vans to my wedding

I would eat that if I would gain the power to sell inferior copper

My favorite UFO conspiracy theory is that the USAF deliberately spread this shit to distract from their top secret programs and drive a man insane.

Google Paul Bennewitz for details.

Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker

Oh this was three jobs ago. And I’m definitely indispensable at my current startup

Yeah, startups pre-sale or IPO are the best. Got catered buffet lunch every day. Full size candy bars in the break room. A beer fridge and whiskey club on Fridays.

Then we got bought and all of that was gone and we had to pay for our own lunch.

You’re welcome dumbass

One-ion ring to rule them all