Skyline969

I’ve had it happen on the bottoms of my feet and even my jaw. That was a fun one.

Some people say pineapple is the worst thing you can put on pizza. I posit that poo paws are worse.

Awesome! Good thing it exists for both platforms.

Safari has it as Hide Distracting Items. No idea what you’d do on android.

thank mr skeltal

Risky Ferret

Oh man, there’s mildew and then there’s mold. This was no mildew.

There is a line between general frustration and full on hypocrisy. If it was one or two of those things mentioned, whatever. My girlfriend often says men suck and I don’t think she means me.

But if she continued to express disdain for numerous other groups that included me, eventually the overlap would make me question what she even saw in me.

Reminds me of this woman I went on a date with.

Picked her up at her place, she smelled like mold. Like if you opened a bag of bread that was obviously moldy and took a big whiff.

On the way to the restaurant, she sighs and goes “I hate white people.” Zero prompting. She and I are both white.

At the restaurant, it was tirade after tirade of how men are ruining everything, straight white men are evil, nothing short of full communism will fix the world, all kinds of alt-left rhetoric too. Finally I blurted out “so am I just the antichrist then since I literally am so many of those things you hate?” No response.

She hated the government despite being on welfare. She hated to work despite not having worked for years. She hated men despite going on a date with one. Every hand that fed her, she sank her teeth into.

Of course my dumb ass still paid for the meal. She had the audacity to ask what I was doing after. I made an excuse of having to work, dropped her off, and sped out of the parking lot.

Broseidon, ruler of the brocean

Nor does it realize you need to remove the drain stopper for it to go down.

Weak bait

Are you claiming to have created this meme yourself back in 2016 or earlier?