The Octonaut

I won’t, because this feels like a job your parents or perhaps infant schooling failed at - the experience of time passing is relative, and nobody is foremost in anyone else’s considerations all the time - and presumably at this point it would be useless.

Ok buddy

Even if you think this is inconsiderate, I’m going to break it to you, that that wouldn’t make it weird…

It’s an hour, man. Don’t be weird.

“Hey honey, I fear for my life in this situation I engineered. Because of your gender I need you to go face that danger instead. BTW if you don’t do this, I will question your gender identity.”

Even in your own little bubble, your hate doesn’t make sense.