TheRealKuni

What if the bone triggers dysphoria?

Say what you will about Microslop, that controller was/is a pretty amazing thing.

Holy shit. This might be one of the most casually perfect funny responses I’ve ever seen. Well done!

Dulce de leche (which is essentially caramel made from milk).

So tres leches cake has whipping cream, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. Cuatro leches cake adds dulce de leche.

I actually did this once. My wife asked me to check our car for a hair tie for her friend. We did not have one.

So I ordered like, 200 hair ties for a pittance and put 100 in our car, and gave her friend the other 100 and said, “Put these in your car.”

What a dreadful day for literacy.

Bahahaha!

People can put whatever they want on their pizza and pineapple adds a delightful sweetness which can be appropriate in the right context. It doesn’t belong on every pizza, but it’s fine to have on some pizzas.

I will die on this hill.

Man those potato cakes though. Dummy thicc hash browns any time of day? Yes please.

The key is to not only do this, but also compile this quick autohotkey script to an exe, hide it on their computer, and set it to run at startup:

#NoTrayIcon

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That way it’ll fuck with touch typers. And when they look down to confirm that something’s wrong, it won’t look wrong. It’ll drive them nuts!