Where is that giant meteor…

What are the odds this guy attacks Boebert with the same tenacity…

It’s been a while since I read it, but the relationship she had was completely above board.

Most of the people I’ve ever encountered who were hardcore DEI=Didint Earn It

…either got their job at a family-run business, via friends who gifted them a job they were under qualified for, or legitimately banged their way in and up.

It’s like when NIL was established for college football, and the $EC started bitching about schools “buying” their rosters… despite it being an open, poorly kept secret their boosters have been buying players for them for decades

CROW!

The point you know you’ve beat an idiot in an argument…either they wanna fight you, they start attacking your character or they end the argument with a bullshit excuse.

Pear salad in the south. It’s one of those things I swear started as a joke

My mom has always hated fish. She can’t even stand the smell of it so avoids any restaurant that’s even mildly seafood. Been like that her whole life.

Except for when she was pregnant with my sister and she had my dad run to McDonald’s at all hours of the day to get her a filet o fish.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again! Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I’m at the mall a week later and I run into him and he’s buying another cat. I says to him “Jesus, Walt what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off!”. And says to me “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”

My Cousin was a weird guy.

It’s when she says she doesn’t want fries, then eats most of your fries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGCZh5A8T4

The only channel I got into during lockdown was CrackingTheCryptic…2 of the best sudoku solvers from the UK just solve sudokus. Simon is hilarious in how he gets so tickled when he figures something out.

The only podcast I actually listened to was the Always Sunny podcast, but that was when I bought a house and had to repaint a lot of rooms/ceilings. So I had hours upon hours of time to fill

Climate town popped up on my YouTube feed last week about how Landman is blatant bullshit propaganda. Cuts to a blowroganexperience clip with tsheridan where they basically agree with each other and sucking each other off about how much smarter they are while giving percentages about shit…I’ll let you watch and form your own opinions

Nah, getting defensive means they ran out of talking points they’ve been fed and don’t know how to think for themselves.

It’s like someone who plays EA sports game by themselves on easy and then throw the controller when they get smoked playing against another person

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the ultrasound?

Where’s broheim?

Or Bruh

It’s abysmal. Getting ghosted so often you don’t even know where you went wrong. A couple weeks ago i matched with someone who liked MCU movies, and I do too. I asked which were some of her favorites and when I reopened the app an hour later she deleted the convo 🤷🏻‍♂️