The Jedi don’t masturbate. They just play with their light sabers all day.

Check mate masturbating atheist.

Same energy.

Sorry. Going to have to ask her to politely leave.

No God no kings (or queens).

I have one! It goes from 2 ppl to 6 people by extending. Found it while thrifting.

My wife’s grandma offloaded her fancy china on us. When we brought it to Goodwill, they went “Parents or Grandparents?” And they told me this is like their tenth donation this week.

People who live on the internet forget how to act in real life

We played Jackbox and a gen Z guy did the trifecta - homophobic pedo rape joke.

It was so uncomfortable that he chose to quit two weeks later.

Someone complaining about ads? Welp, better explain pihole and then slowly go into a rabbit hole of degoogling. Getting off of Microsoft and apple, moving your data out of corpo hands etc.

Here you go my good sir, and keep up the fight.

https://www.404media.co/heres-a-pdf-version-of-the-cia-guide-to-sabotaging-fascism/

I feel like people assume parenting is everyone doing everything.

As a dad, I cook and clean. I wash dishes. I organize.

My wife wash clothes, fixes things around the house, and shops for goods.

So yeah, she buys all the presents, because she loves doing it. I’m making Christmas breakfast and dinner, because that’s my thing. We can do both.

No offense taken, as a dad.

My wife LOVES shopping for the kids and finding deals. I love helping the kids figure out what they want, and translating it to my wife.

It’s a partnership.

I mean DOGE hired dozens of high school and college students running amok with AI in critical systems. It was a pretty coordinated attempt at culling professionals.

This is a really important part of the CIA guide to sabotaging Fascism. https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSabotage.pdf

Don’t encourage good people to quit.