Zier

“Cow tit juice, now in the easy to use 1 gallon jug. Only at walmart.”

J as in Yalapeno.

Skinny boys have big “personalities”.

Coming this fall to CBS & Paramount+, “Death By McDonalds”. A psychopath pretending to be a doctor becomes a serial killer in a local hospital. Lots of death, lies, and hamberders. Rated NC-17 for teens [wink wink] A Jeffrey Epstein Production

Can we print these phrases on condoms?

Damn it, I told you no eating spicy potato chips in the lab! Grrrr!

My culture… is in a petrie dish.

I love Marmite!

Looks like someone was raptured before the espresso went into the machine. Unacceptable!

It’s bean great, thanks for posting.

So… which one is melania?

Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?

Ima Killyah (female) Brooklyn Focaccia

Imagine if they actually sold the whole crop to stores. Bananas would be $0.10 a pound. You would never be hungry.

What??? No 4k?

LOSERS!!!

So Tesla cars record everything and now loser glasses record everything. This is called stalking.

They come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it’s time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.

What? She’s Human? I’m a bit skeptical.

The bar for “gifted” is so low, people keep tripping over it. thump

Great meme, but there is not 1 trans black girl on Earth that would make the mistake of being anywhere near Charlie “why you so ugly” Kirk.