like…farther than that, by a lot.

Well, it’s not impossible, you just have to be stupid lucky and in a very VERY good spot.

You do not want to eat a tuna you found in the surf.

Honestly, an excellent choice.

🤌

I prefer the Italian method.

previously owned by the Corinthian.

Well, I promise disengaging isn’t going to make anything better. Let’s see how far this federated rabbit hole goes.

that whole scene coalesced around edgy memes and their eponymous lords used that as a launching point for all that kind of nonsense. It is so much better if we actively choose to fight it when history tries to repeat itself. Maybe if a few more people had shouted down those chucklefucks back then we could still enjoy edgelord memes ironically today.

I’m all down for a post post modern retro future meme revival.

yeah, I got downvoted for backing up a person who pointed that out.

Why?

As an elder of the Internet, I can attest that this is exactly how that shit started. Still a fitting shit post though.

we don’t know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.

mad dog 20/20, now that’s a vibe

Why use three word when no word do trick?

At some point it must have become a hazing ritual. New CIA recruits had to have been goaded into attempting to assassinate him on super short notice, as a joke.