Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I’m going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I’m 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn’t sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.
From a fucktory? Yup peaches from a fucktory.
…here come my fake feet!
300,000 years later… So the females would consume the males often leaving only the hard jaw bone. It’s mentioned in many acts of literature such as penthouse that it was common for one to eat the other.
Could we also remind people of the price of copper per pound?
2028 is coming up. I want to announce that I will run from president!
Yup, that’s it.
SanDiego? Balboa has a few of these.
Its in mp4, usually great for music and video, millions might enjoy listening to music such as the notes contained within this file.
Should I connect you with a music publisher for a quote? Should I publish to YouTube to monetize rights way…sorry right away?
Their dildos keep eating all the other dildos.
Right, how could we forget! Piss. Truly a remarkable archivement by almost every human alive today.
Its not all about feces. There has to be something else.
I really don’t like that there’s now a separate window for the playlist where the playback scrollbar happens to have moved. Who came out with that stupid idea? I’m playing a video, and if I want to re play a part of it, now I have to go to the other window and grab the scroll from there while looking at the video.
Like sitting on a bike, peddling, then having to get off the bike to carefully make a turn.
I deliberately inserted a jumper wire…bare copper into a 120AC outlet. My kid was smarter and used a fork.
Yeah. You don’t need kids. If you plan in not having kids don’t. You are basically back to square one trying to… Diaper training, walking, talking, playing with others, k-12, graduate with good grades, go to college etc. But one to multiple times and at various stages.
My negative view of the world right now is that we’re just growing citizens to be used in the industrial complex for rich assholes to make money. We don’t get money or benefit financially. And the story ends when it ends. Like there’s no actual Golden goal. One day I may just croak. I think I’m going from painful stomach reasons that rhyme with dancer. But in a few minutes I could also be run over by a car…or worse yet, a honeypot truck…full and spilling. Or nukes.
So there’s no need to have kids. Have sex and enjoy your life to the fullest. That’s pretty much the goal. Don’t waste your life over thinking how to do it. Also don’t go make a living from art. Singing, dancing, painting etc, those are things for rich people. Be practical. If you want to get by do what those people do. If you want to have nice things work hard and sacrifice. But know that you won’t be a billionaire. Nobody can work their ass off and become a billionaire. Even robbing banks won’t get you there. So don’t waste your life trying to do that.
Oh I wish I could tell you how one of my siblings is doing. They are the parent in a situation similar to what you describe. But its both parent and child. But the good thing is family keeps them together.
C’mon parents… You know you wanna. They are sweet and all. They make you proud.
But then there are those days. Today my 5 year old comes asking where the roku remote is. Clearly its in the room. Just press the button to find it! Ring! Ofcourse its in the couch! You little devils never put it back where it be… Okay its not on the couch. Press again! Ring! Yeah its in the couch! The finger chopping Recliner! Ehhh dady, why is the TV scrolling? Hmm okay somehow its inside the cushion? You open the cushion but there’s nothing!!! Ring it again! Ring! Its in the couch! Look if you press here it scrolls! Oh now it went to Netflix! Shit! Its everywhere on the couch! NOO!!! You guys dropped it in the finger chopping part of the recliner! Didn’t you!?? I swear! Nothing! Its not there! Hold on, don’t jump on the recliner! Sonobabich jumped! But you know that shit, your finger nails clipped tight but didn’t bleed. You’re good! Oh look at the fucking remote its just there under the metal cushion spring. How did it even get there!? And where did all these candy wrappers come from? Those are sticky. Go get a wet towel! Let’s sweep and mop and wash the broom. It’s now 8pm. You cleaned up the house. Bruised knees, sore finger nails still teetering of fear of being loped off when someone swings a scissors closed. Like you can feel the cut right at your most favorite finger joint. No, its still there, its just the nail thats gone. Turn around the couch potatoe has been watching loonie toons and tossing more wrappers under the couch.
That’s it! Thus kid’s gone tomorrow! That and other barely legal ways to bring about sanity start to run wild. But after that split second, all is good and you love your kid. You’d do anything for that little lazy sonobabich mini you. Yeah I don’t know what the heck that guy is on but giving up your kids for a looser dude is in no one’s things to do list. But may I interest you in a finger chopping recliner adventure?
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
“We’re” gonna be so skinny!
I bought this milk two weeks ago. Once the arduino was installed I fired up the python console and it worked well. The jug is a little flimsy so it doesn’t supper that many computers but it was fine until the fire.