It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had
If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out
Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app
You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app
Now do this for guys and their penis size based on what they drive, wear, hairstyle, and what cologne they wear
Well, the thing space is moving into and across. Or the nothing.
I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.