“Hail Hydra” was my go-to for a bit XD

If we do, Canada should do an 1812 for old times’ sake

After getting my wisdom teeth removed, yeah XD

Sham-pee!

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/champi

That was beautiful =)

Can’t be dehumanizing if you use it for all humans XD

In my defense, while my wife shopped and wrapped I was on toddler wrangling duty XD

I asked ChatGP–KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

What texture, though?

Genuine question–onions can be anywhere from a very crunchy vegetable texture to a thick paste depending on how they’re cooked. Do you have a problem with that whole range?

People use that word wrong. If it’s paid after the service is provided, it’s a tip. If it’s paid before, then it’s a bribe