That’s true, and I did consider them, but that’s still driven primarily by living Jews still, I think.

There are (unfortunately) significantly fewer Jews than if the Holocaust never happened. The same cannot be said about gay people. Jewish people come from other Jewish people. Gay people come from straight people ‘spontaneously’.

The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It’s the fact other people know that’s important here.

1. The prompt says explicitly that you have to sit on it. You can only do that once (and realistically, zero times).
2. The bench implies but doesn’t guarantee to summon the people. Given it works on future/past people also, you’re probably chatting with their spirit or something.

There’s no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be ‘landlords’. This is a truly sad tyre.

ICE had a signup bonus (dunno how much, $4000, I think?), and nobody received it yet.

The guy who is ‘famous for not paying’ is Trump, who has a history of being in debt/not paying his debts off.

Honse.

Depends on which was first, right?

They are a supervillain from the Green Lantern comics

“I don’t see why we need this newfangled indoor plumbing. Shitting in a bucket and throwing it out the window works fine”