My driver teacher keep cat calling women on the street and then asked me if I was gay because I never turned around to see the women he was harassing while I was fucking afraid I was about to crash again something.

Only T-Shirts and other merchandise allowed from now forward

UnitedHealtcare only cover for one shoe.

Cuatro leches?? With this economy?

Bigfoot after taking a bath

More like

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I’m going to start adding random from 0 to 5 minutes sleeps on my programs. To give the user a time to rest and relax.

I was raised by my grandma but over to another country, she died and my dad and aunts got the house I grew up and everything. I never expected to inheritance anything anyway so it’s was no problem. When I came back for Christmas I joke that I did get anything, not even a bag of her ash. One of my aunts were like aww, is true, let me find something from here that you could take home and came back with a fucking 12 tomes British enciclopedia. I laughed my ass off and told her that she was crazy if she tough I was going to travel back with something I already have in my phone.

Get the FOMO out of yourself. Let the games pass a 6 months old test to check them up after the marketing and the hype turned down and see if the game is worth your time. You even get to play them after they were tested and the bugs had been solved.

95% of the super popular games end being ok or meh after 6 months.

Latincore fans will be like ‘this song means so much to me 😔’ and it’s literally 3 minutes of some merengue singing “sobala” before unleashing the sloppiest bitcrusher you’ve ever heard with reverb.

They’re being friends for a year but don’t know their names

This is a curse

For touch types change J and H.

This brings me memories of fathate or whatever that fatfobic subreddit was called.