When I was a kid, I thought this line was a joke

I would be concerned about Boris wrecking a perfectly good foyer. Maybe put at the end of your street, leaning on a tree, just make sure the neighbors know what he is, but not who put him there.

What’s the craziest one you’ve heard lately?

Me watching someone who makes three times my salary use Excel for graphic design.

In Ontario, we have “provincial offences officers”, aka “POOs”.

Muppet: “yesss, the old lady disguise worked again!”