Shall I also curtsy for you?

There are actually two. Maybe three, if you separate FGs and extra points.

There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.

What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?

It looks like it could feel nice on your back.

I didn’t mean to be a good friend.

Yeah, I think the U.S. is going to naturally pull back to the left as a reasonable reaction, but I fear it will still go poorly, because we’re still very stupid people and it will be exploited by bad-faith actors just like everything else. But I hope I’m just overly cynical. I don’t think I am though.

I don’t care about Hollywood couples, but if they ever break up, I’ll need to be consoled.

She hadn’t lost anyone close to her until she moved in.

If it’s for his penis, the blade will completely miss, as currently designed, even if he grinds hard into the hole.

Oh, shit. Brown hair has already locked in the “I’m gonna complain” eye contact.

You’re so right.

It’s Sunday, yes, but…I’m 40? Uh-oh. Hooooly shit, I think I just took an 8 year nap.

And you fell asleep while teaching again.

I’m honestly not a big fan of virtue signaling, but maybe that’s just me. I just don’t think dramatically stating an obviously popular opinion, like you’re some sacrificial martyr, really adds much to the discussion. Crucify me in the comments, if you must!

It’s the sign/symbol used in The Scarlet Letter to indicate the main character, Hester’s ostensible whorishness.

Hell yeah.

You weren’t kidding, that boat looks like a huge idiot omg. 🤦‍♂️

Just give me my degauss button back. That sound, on-demand at a single button press. We didn’t know how good we had it.

It was. It really, really was. 🥲