But OP did memorize one phone number and look how it turned out.

“PLEASE. I’M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I’M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY’LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY.”

I’ve seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and, if so, what the hell!?

He was still trying to play by “the old rules” too much. But had be been president in the 90s or early 2000s, he would’ve done a lot of good.

I do understand how little I’m saying. I just do think he deserves a tiny bit of cred for some of his efforts, that’s all. But yeah, he was a wet sandwich.

No, I stole it from somewhere else and passed it along to you all unmolested.

There’s a Vietnamese place here called The Fucking, but every time I go in, they just offer me steak soup?

I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.

Agreed. I just don’t think he was even capable of that kind of energy injection. He built a great team though. For whatever little that’s worth.

react defensively

react defecatingly

react deafeningly

My guess is that would lead to cropping of the thumbnail. But it’s not my creation, kinda bugs me, too.

Ow, my teeth.

Especially if you could take a bite and they’d just grow back like a Laffy Taffy dispenser.

Guga’s got me wanting a charcoal grill ASAP.

So don’t stare at people at the urinal next to you and they won’t react defensively.

Mine is known as The Great Depression.

What would be a “real strategy” game? Poker? Craps? Blackjack is the only one I ever felt “good enough” at to play for money.

The dog had a gun, what was I supposed to do!?

If anybody cares in the future, I think Biden will have a renaissance like Carter, as people realize he was trying to do a lot of good stuff, put a lot of good people in place, etc…

It just wasn’t enough, wasn’t right for that moment, etc… etc… and arguably helped give us Trump again, though I think that was likely coming regardless.

The dog is a dog. Not a person, nor a storage box. It’s a dog. That just happens to also have a gun. His choice not mine.

Life is meaningless and the universe is cruel chaos lol

Damn, it really works.