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Cake day: January 8th, 2025

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  • The Disney cartoon characters largely still act like themselves, to the point that a woman tells Mickey Mouse that she’s become deeply depressed after being trapped in Hell for a decade and even attempted suicide, to which he just awkwardly says something like “You’ll be okay! :D”

    In KH3 (the thirteenth game, depending on how you count them), everyone fucking dies (after Donald Duck one-shots a major antagonist with the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy). Sora resets the timeline, which is a crime against God, so he’s removed from the universe and sent to Japan as punishment. This version of Japan is also the setting of Verum Rex, an in-universe video game played by Rex from Toy Story. Verum Rex is also very blatantly the cancelled Final Fantasy Versus XIII, including a shot-for-shot remake of the teaser trailer.

    In the trailer for KH4, Sora awakens in an actual apartment in Shibuya. Because it’s a real place, people were able to find the exact apartment and they doxxed Sora.

    One of the mobile gacha games (with important lore about a cult named after the Seven Deadly Sins being manipulated by their leader into pulling a Jonestown) ended with the player character tricking their friends into killing them, and they died stuck behind one of those giant electric outlets in Wreck-It Ralph.

    The player reincarnated and raised the series antagonist and accidentally gave him a Messiah complex. There was another mobile gacha game starring the antagonist in his youth, which ended with him surviving a school shooting which killed all but one of his friends. This is also why he’s bald. It also made it a lot harsher when Woody told him nobody loves him.