• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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    2 days ago

    This will never get old for me. Top 5 maybe? Unless there’s way more. I already know about the Eeyore dream and split person identities through cultural osmosis

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      The Disney cartoon characters largely still act like themselves, to the point that a woman tells Mickey Mouse that she’s become deeply depressed after being trapped in Hell for a decade and even attempted suicide, to which he just awkwardly says something like “You’ll be okay! :D”

      In KH3 (the thirteenth game, depending on how you count them), everyone fucking dies (after Donald Duck one-shots a major antagonist with the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy). Sora resets the timeline, which is a crime against God, so he’s removed from the universe and sent to Japan as punishment. This version of Japan is also the setting of Verum Rex, an in-universe video game played by Rex from Toy Story. Verum Rex is also very blatantly the cancelled Final Fantasy Versus XIII, including a shot-for-shot remake of the teaser trailer.

      In the trailer for KH4, Sora awakens in an actual apartment in Shibuya. Because it’s a real place, people were able to find the exact apartment and they doxxed Sora.

      One of the mobile gacha games (with important lore about a cult named after the Seven Deadly Sins being manipulated by their leader into pulling a Jonestown) ended with the player character tricking their friends into killing them, and they died stuck behind one of those giant electric outlets in Wreck-It Ralph.

      The player reincarnated and raised the series antagonist and accidentally gave him a Messiah complex. There was another mobile gacha game starring the antagonist in his youth, which ended with him surviving a school shooting which killed all but one of his friends. This is also why he’s bald. It also made it a lot harsher when Woody told him nobody loves him.

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        16 hours ago

        I never tire of being reminded how bat shit crazy the storyline is, and, since I didnt play the apparently 13 games, I get new info sometimes.

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        23 hours ago

        Sora gets doxxed IRL

        Wait, what was actually in the fuckin apartment? one of the game developers?

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        2 days ago

        The number of happenings here to times I said “lol what the fuck” ratio is startling 🤣 the last one is the best. I gotta go look up gameplay footage of Woody reading a baldcel for filth.

        Also something really funny about a character being banished to your home country as a punishment. Surely a similar fate awaits Donald Duck to wake up in post-covid America. He knows what he did.

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          Even better, Woody was talking to a time-travelling younger version of the antagonist who wasn’t yet bald and had only recently lost his classmates