Clarke’s three laws, referring to Arthur C. Clarke.

The laws are:

• When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
• The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws

I’d rather throw caltrops

That’s not an app. That’s a cat.

I’ll be fat

They kind of are now?

PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.

Soylent green is kermit

Bagger 288 can never be defeated. Not even by time or entropy. That is not dead which can eternal lie.

Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.

They say Beelzebub himself fears the Bagger 288

But that song sings about the drummer boy who drums for the Jesus because he had no other gift to give

In Europe it is mostly just defines by if you have ancestry or not since pure bloodedness really has bad connotations in Europe.

What is this drum reference?