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I’m not crying, it’s misty out here.

Hold my Cavalier.

Well, if you think shaving is annoying with sparse facial hair, imagine how much it sucks when you have to shave twice per day or your face can sand wood. ;)

You can be polite and have a beard.

Grow a beard. Or, if it’s your legs—stop.

Oh please, sleep and taking a shower doesn’t count as obligation. If you want to be pedantic, breathing is also pretty inconvenient. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄💋

I’m doing it right now. And I’m older than you (probably).

Untrue. You can remove all obligations and duties, besides laundry and dishes.

When the troll tells you to go touch grass but it’s all burned up from the 135°f temps

Putin couldn’t attend?

I honestly thing you should just use a different network.

Cozy.talk looks pretty adorable.

Isn’t it illegal to bypass the firewall?

Specifically, regarding the tech you had to use. Since you claimed to be in China earlier. Are you saying that now you aren’t in China?

Remind us how you got here if you’re physically in China.

DIY microwave kit. Nothing could go wrong.