It’s not attack, it’s loot. HP (0)

Right? Release the giant asian hornets! Oh shit where did these murder wasps come from.

Native black rasberries, in north america. Fuck their shit up with native plants please.

Oh Jesus! Look here. You’re thinking of necroPHILIA. A necroPHILIAC. Don’t do honest necromancers like this! Some of us just out here trying to make a living in the dark arts son!

It means overnight shift, usually 10pm to 6am

Oh my lord, and grandma (my mom) comes by during the day and then I get an earful that the teenager sleeps all day it can’t be good for him.

Actually it’s convenient for me because at least his grumpy self is awake when I am home. He’s playing online all night with his tween nephews, his half sister has a new baby so technically he is free babysitting his nephews all night every night till 4am so she can sleep and worry about her newborn most of the day while they are crashed out.

I’m gonna start throttling the internet at 1am, then midnight, then 11 two weeks before school starts.

This sounds like a classic alcoholic. Or substance abuse.

Oh wow, katamari damacy has unexpectedly entered the chat.

Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

No war but class war, my friend.

It was a landscaper. OP’s exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards.