Yeah basically gollum but hairier

No women’s coat has pockets anywhere near that big.

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A type of cake

Instructions unclear, iPhone stuck in bellybutton.

no scenario

Absolutes always get me scheming. What if you’re stuck on a deserted island with only a working 3d printer and a helicopter missing this part? What then? Yeah probably swim.

Things got real weird during quarantine.

Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.

Florida spot on

I read it as it’s the immigrant’s first time seeing pineapple added to pizza, not the first pineapple pizza ever. It looks like they already knew how to use it as a torture device in the picture.