Because to many people, being alone for their entire lives is already terrible. And it’s not like it’s a foregone conclusion that a relationship with a person you met in psych ward is terrible, it’s also possible that it’s good (or at least better than with a non-psych ward person) because they understand each other’s issues. Conversely, many people who never went to a psych ward also have mental health issues, which often go entirely untreated.

Have you heard of the saying “beggars can’t be choosers”? Anon writes that they had zero romantic success elsewhere. Theoretically there are more options than Tinder and a psych ward, but this is a 4chan user.

Or a real injury, but it’s chronic!

They don’t breed fast enough. It’s like Tolkien’s men vs. elves all over again.

Survivorship bias. Men who don’t have great hair usually keep it short or shave it off completely, or people just assume that they don’t wash regularly.

And the bucket of sugar water.

At least this one tried to make a joke. I’ve seen a lot of dead serious posts in meme comms, especially ones like “microblog memes”, even some in comms with “shitpost” in the name.

I wish that progress didn’t reset every day for me.

Good for her!

I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible (a pantyhose-covered finger isn’t that different from a latex-covered penis), you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can’t be that much harder to pull down or just slide your hand in than panties …

Look, most women wear pants anyway these days.

What did pantyhose do for fingerfucking? Someone please explain …

Meine Kraft

And Germans vote for those governments. (Technically they vote for the parties in the parliament and the resulting coalition can be a bit hard to predict, but y’know.)

There are definitely parties that you can vote for that hate Germans less than the current government parties.

I wish my bed felt as good when I go to bed as it feels when I wake up.

By that logic, a woman or man is as old as their current age minus the age they stopped being a child (or maybe baby). That’s generally not how age works.

1200p. 16:9 is a stupid choice for computer displays (not saying that you, specifically, are stupid; the selection is rather limited if you want to buy something with a different display ratio).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_country

You probably heard of Johnny Cash or even Willie Nelson. You could say that’s just a completely different genre, but I bet you can find Deathcore bands with good lyrics and even somewhat intelligible vocals, and Deathcore bands with trash lyrics and/or completely unintelligible vocals.

Do we even know tux’s gender? AFAIK penguins don’t have particularly strong sexual dimorphism. And TBH I think you just made “penguinette” up, “penguin” isn’t gendered.

LOL, “anthetical”

That kind of effort feels too humane for the current state of capitalism.