POV: They team up against you

Poison, I’m drownin’ in poison

I’m fillin’ up my glass, but it’s always hollow

Full of poison, I’m sick of the poison

Wish I had somethin’ to live for tomorrow

I mean, who’s gonna know?

If you got the angle right, you could fuck yourself in the ass with it.

Not without tearing out the front of you!

Optimus Prime looks wrong with a mouth.

“Heh heh horf!”

“No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not…Janey Briggs! Guys, she’s got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she’s got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there’s no way she could be prom queen!”

TIL from comments here that Aladdin was originally set in China, so this is very plausible.

10 years used to be several massive generational leaps in technology. Now it’s slightly better graphics.

There are a few definitions, all plausible in some way. One is simply “20 years or older”, which I feel doesn’t really work with how much technology has slowed down. 20 years ago was 2006. 20 years before that was 1986. The difference between 2006 games and today is far more minor than 1986 games and 2006. Another is “when games weren’t all native widescreen and weren’t widely played online”, which would be anything pre-Xbox 360 and PS3. I like this one, and also “anything that isn’t playable on current console hardware”, which would be (some) Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii or earlier - technically Wii U counts, but almost every notable game from that era was ported to Switch. It’s currently similar to “20 years or older”, but focuses on accessibility rather than technology.

Tomorrow:

“I said I’d do it tomorrow. This is today now!”

*“What the fuck you think you’re doing?”

Well, that’s the name she gives; I don’t think it’s her real name.