The Germans invented it first, with ‘tragikkomeßdykompenbursteißn’ *

*disclaimer: not 100% sure

Ya!
Fuck you, Rob Sharp!
Sharpie!
The Sharpster!
Fuckin’ Sharp!
Douchenozzle…

Farts.

Especially not after the beans.

Watch for snake eye.

I need this. I have a parcel box at the front of the driveway, yet most delivery drivers miss it and challenge my German Shepherd at the top of the steps instead.

Say what?

Leave immediately.
It’s downhill regardless, but you choose the slope.

Fishes can most certainly be plural for fish, especially when referring to different types.

Interesting reactions. Shitpost.

Totally depends on who’s painting the collage. Some are quite well done.

One’s best bet though, is to attend college and not chance bad painting.

Just wait until the anal retention team enters the conversation.

So, they spray downwards?

Lots of whiteouts where we live.

news article

Mortified

Busted by General Talia.

I just piss in the sink, to be safe.

I feel that you’re stringing us along with that theory.

I’m 69, and going to 2 SRO club gigs tonight and tomorrow night. My 70 year old buddy might have to bail due to a death in the family, but very, very few of my peers can stand for 3 hours!
So I’ve run out of replacement candidates!
This is one of the many things ‘they’ never warn you about as you plan your retirement, expecting to be globetrotting.