Fake: do I really have to say why? Gay: do I really have to say why?

Oxford crust or not oxford crust?

Dragon fire can’t melt masonry stone.

Straight into the air.

I bought them as the sole drinker.

The evening news is where it’s at.

At least it will be beyond the environment.

I’m sure that’ll be cheap and affordable.

Not so sure, we are pulling resources out of the earth at a ridiculous rate. Even with green energy we are still reliant on mining for everything. Goods, fertilizer, the stuff for solar panels. We’re going to run out of easy to access stuff sooner or later.

“But line must go up.”

Ok but what are they printing? Makes no sense.

Had to look up orginal:

… which is almost everyone (GREAT POLICY IS KEY!) It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???

Yes that’s the original with 3 question marks. I can’t tell if this is joking or not but I see no history of him joking.