darthinvidious

Username checks out.

Don’t make promises you can’t keep.

I shit practically every day, so tell me again how old I am?

What’s the punch line?

D-do you run from other places?

Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don’t even care tbh. 😂

Well damn, alright. I didn’t know that. You happy now?

You don’t really hear about accidents for going slow… just saying.

It’s like spitting bars but actually lethal.

I know I’ve gone insane at this point because I’ve stopped caring and just listen to the on-hold garbage now. I just disassociate faster when it starts and drift into nothing.

Thank you for sharing this classic gem. 😉

For those into BDSM, this often becomes very literal.

Ah yes, Dilbert scrabble scene.

I just can’t get over how in Japanese, 足 means from like thigh, all the way down to tippy toes. Drives me nuts.