turtlesareneat

There’s an entire generation of people now alive that won’t have any understanding of this meme… or Miss Cleo or a lot of other “part of how my brain structure works now” shit

I did it all for the lulz (come on) the lulz (come on) so you can take that lol and stick it in your ahaha

You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.

Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink

You can certainly compile and run your own apps, you need to pay the developer fee if you want to distribute the software to other people’s Macs or iOS, or use advanced features like iCloud integration or push messages.

Eyes his french press suspiciously

I didn’t even really consider her involvement until this week, now I am assuming she was in pretty deep

Oh dope

He looks like a nice guy, I’m sure getting rich off the self-exploitation of others gets you into heaven, which is why I am not sad that another billionaire is dead.

What are we looking at here

Also caffeine - we let our kids take a stimulant drug just for fun, hidden in their food! No restrictions. It can kill you, sure. Very gruesome overdoses. But have fun! Have a Mt. Dew! Go crazy! It’s just a drug!

But all other drugs are bad.

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can’t walk for 3 days.

It’s in some indiana jones ripoff movie right now so lots of folks will be learning

Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑

What you got on you

“But my child,” he said. “This is the only way these memes have ever been created”

My headcannon is that it’s fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch