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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Apple a day

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Apple a day

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    It’s serious business

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      You check your blood sugar and you check it often

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    Zero. Bob never “had” the candy bars—he merely had a license to consume them.

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    DIABETUS

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      teacher’s pet

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    There’s an entire generation of people now alive that won’t have any understanding of this meme… or Miss Cleo or a lot of other “part of how my brain structure works now” shit

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      That’s me. But it’s probably not generational: the meme and the stuff you mention sound US-specific.

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    A normal apple has only slightly less carbs than a Snickers bar, and that’s really besides the point since an increase in sugar is not correlated with an increased risk of developing diabetes.

    A shitpost I can accept, good sir, but a medically inaccurate one? Not today!

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      Still a huge difference between the two, given that one is rich in fiber, and phytonutrients; while the other is highly processed, full of refined sugar, and other additives.

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    https://youtu.be/fOFw59gXe2I

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      https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g

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