doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.

Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did

woah great catch friendo you mustve been a super fan to have studied the image in such detail

I can’t believe this is how the Fonz started uncertainty in deities.

He would walk in and go “Aaaaaaay, gnostics!”

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I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all

yes im a bit of a text teas

sounds ruff

That’s great

how does one invest toilet flushing

i do it on a daily basid

i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it

am I too old or is this too loud

sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.

yeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer

I wish the doublest p for thee

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

they did sex on a grape

woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?