My four rss rules:

1. No erting rss on communrl sprces
2. Wrsh it regulrrly
3. rsk for permission
4. everyone trkes it rt their own prce

When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

Or older

I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.

That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.

It’s ppressprs, idiot

11 out of 12 wolves disagree

labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”

funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS

Hey, if that’s what shit wanted to call shitself, who am I to deny shim?

oh, what are you gonna do about it? are you gonna put me in my place? are you gonna slap me? slap me while I’m absolutely lathered with peanut butter with your jelly-smeared hands?

Like wood?

so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?

the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

what if i want money more

I still believe that I cannot be saved

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

how babby formed

how girl get pregant