got a two-fer, eh?

i enjoy the cropping on this meme

I mean I can’t because I’m Canadian but I too crave ranked voting

No, you see, bombing brown children and preventing things from getting better is the same and bombing brown children and making things worse!!

what are you gonna do about it? Hold me down? Hold me down with your girly hands!? Hold me down and feed me a constant stream of thick, hard cocks!?!? I dare you to even TRY

I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair

NOTALITY

I believe this map the key to surviving the 2029 water wars

Not if you bathed beforehand

im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

that would suck

Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting of to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

nor any less

edit: WHICH IS STILL ZERO

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks

fool it’s entirely about mastering your POG collection

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.

Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did

woah great catch friendo you mustve been a super fan to have studied the image in such detail

I can’t believe this is how the Fonz started uncertainty in deities.

He would walk in and go “Aaaaaaay, gnostics!”

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