Go for the fat one. He’ll eat your pussy until you’re dead.
My bad. If you have a pussy.
Just reminded me of this old comic.
Everyone does
funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before
I mean, her coworkers can be younger than her.
Or older. Or this could be a family-run business in rural Alabama. Hard to say from the small fragments of information the commenter provided.
Or older
I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.
That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.
Pedophiles and incest in Alabama? I’m shocked.
Is that you violet08?
Marry someone old and infirm, get their money, marry a gold digger. It’s the circle of life!
