y0kai [he/him]

I can tell you your age by asking only 3 simple questions:

1. What year were you born?

Well I feel its common knowledge that “a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down”, so there’s probably some of that.

Perhaps replace the chloroform with cocaine for a daytime formula.

Good chloroform is hard to come by, but otherwise it’d be pretty easy to make your own syrup. The formula is right on the label!

lol that is very specific and I can imagine it’s hard to be qualified for. I’m just out for basic IT. I can sys admin, or work the help desk. I’ve got an A+ and Network+ certificate and a decade of customer service experience on top of a management degree. It just isn’t enough without a least two years of experience it seems.

Thanks for taking the time to reply.

I actually fit all of those criteria, except that I am looking for entry level IT jobs.

I don’t use AI for my resume or cover letter, my last two jobs each lasted 5 years. I was an accountant (not super specialized, though, just basic book keeping) for a bookstore at a major university and did a lot of unofficial tech support for them. Before that I was a bartender and a waiter. I’ve had tons of other jobs, but I figured 10 years of solid employment history was enough.

I’ve also got a bachelor’s degree in management and recent A+ and Network+ certificates. I’m working on various IT related projects in my spare time, etc. Is it really just because I’m seeking entry level positions? I’m even applying to “entry level” stuff but they all want two years of experience somehow. I don’t understand why people aren’t allowed to be new at things, even when they’ve got certifications saying they’re qualified.

It’s getting very frustrating out here lol

Ok but how do you actually get to the interview part?

i get rejected before they even talk to me.