Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I just download them shits and delete when I’m done. Ffmpeg and VLC do a better job than YouTube even wants to do

Epstein was in direct contact with m00t, so I give it a Mythbusters PLAUSIBLE

My kid seems to prefer being the one who talks. So he knows less facts and I get to know… More about Minecraft than anyone else who doesn’t play Minecraft. Trade-offer.meme

My wife’s approach is to have the talk early and repeatedly - but with an age appropriate level of detail. Our 8 year old knows that kids come from mama’s belly. He knows what bodies look like (sneaky guy always peeking on us). He also knows that romantic love is a different kind of thing. Unintentionally he also knows the word sexy, which I blame on pop music. I don’t think he knows what it means, at least.

Funny though; once he advised us, unprompted, that “boys have a penis, and girls have hair.” We’re trying to raise him without prudishness or body issues, and with enough knowledge to avoid the mistakes he already seems so likely to make. I’ve never known anyone so impulsive in my life.

Having a grounded big-picture perspective and being depressed can be really hard to tell apart

Sorry

I’m literally married to someone of another ethnicity and we’ve never wanted to do race play.

Some rough stuff back then, but these days we just watch actual wars up close. Russian dudes getting turned into Gwar-type slapstick deaths, wild stuff.

That’s really interesting. To me it’s peak body horror, on par with admitting I’ve seen from Clive Barker. I can’t help wondering what you’re comparing it to, to say it’s not very gory?

The Substance wasn’t bad! We’re talking about the same movie right? What counts as bad to you?

I’m not that squeamish, I’ve seen the Substance for example. We probably grew up on the same internet. It’s just a headspace thing right now, I need to keep it cute today.

I’m not going to try and see botched facial surgery photos until after I’ve had tomorrow’s coffee.

It looks less upsetting than other facial surgeries I’ve seen, but there is still an amuse bouche of uncanniness to it. And with the uncanny valley, less is literally more. Ymmv

Well yeah it’s funny, no further discussion needed

No you see capitalism is commerce, and both have always existed. Somehow everyone knows this true fact, which is super normal.

Based on what they wrote, I think they have a plan for that

That’s pretty neat.

Almost feels charitable to say that, feels like if I am spending a billion dollars a month on a project nobody uses, nobody wants, and clearly shouldn’t cost that much, at what point should people start asking where all that money’s really going?

Metaverse was such a mindfuck. Yeah we spent billions on it, billions and billions. No, it’s supposed to look like some free to play shit on XBOX 360. Yes, you need a bunch of expensive equipment. No, there’s no point. No point to any of it. Spared no expense. Spent so much. No, you can’t play it, it’s dead. Forget about it.

According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.

Buy flowers.