Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I have an actual degree in psychology that I am currently using exclusively to label Trump as having a personality disorder, thank you very much.

A narcissist excels at vaguely indicating how great things might be if they got their way.

It would be the least convincing yet most welcome heel-face turn of the century tbh

That can’t be my problem, you know? It’s just me and this dirty ass air fryer on a mission.

He thinks we are a problem. We had better prove him right.

They’re starting to get it. We’re all about high standards but also lots of support and care.

Unlike my parents, I make sure they know they’re more important to me than their maths homework. But they do still cry sometimes. Kids be having feelings, yo

Twins are creepy even when they’re not fucking each other

For a minute I thought you meant Tartakovsky, was all ready to throw down for Samurai Jack n shit. Where’s my coffee at

If I haven’t by now, it’s not possible

Then replace the bread with cheese

If we’re gonna let people call bull testicles “oysters” when they eat them, we can bloody well let Chicago call their delicious casserole a pizza, right?

Pretty much. Paid by the hour, I’ve sat on hold on purpose just to catch a break. I know how their shit works

All my time goes to work and my kid, and until my wife has a solid income again I pretty much have no time to do any real living outside of my obligations.

Been this way for four years, but we’re almost there. Setbacks along the way. Becoming an immigrant in another country didn’t help, tell you h’wat.

Fair. I feel like I was not held to a very high standard growing up - at least, not as high as I now hold myself and others. Times also change though.

I don’t have any social hobbies at the minute. It is not ideal

It’s cool to have intrepid folks who have crossed that threshold, and can confirm firsthand for us that boys are just not that well socialised. We need to be raising boys to be much kinder and more thoughtful.

I wish this was my experience. I’ve seen that women look after each other a lot better generally.

You’re right! Thank you.

See how that works? In my wildest dreams I get thrown under the bus by the wrong kind of leftist. Are you kidding me? I’ll roll those dice all day and still be more worried about the actual shit happening.

There is currently no revolution, and we know arguing doesn’t hardly change anybody’s mind. Especially not authoritarians’ minds, right? You can’t convince me to do anything but laugh at tankies and, god forbid, patronise them.

So in summary you’re right and thanks. Great stuff. Sarcasm, but also solidarity. Take it or kill me.

I gave up arguing with anyone I even slightly agree with. In my wildest dreams I’ll get to bicker with them at a city council meeting about what version of leftism we like best. You go to the revolution with the wild-eyed dreamers (and/or dangerous maniacs) you’ve got, not the ones you want.