Sure, I’m the sinner, but Mr. Omniscient over there knows what I’m about to do and still watches.
They say you’re supposed to be like Jesus, but apparently me watching porn like He watches us, doesn’t count.
Sure, I’m the sinner, but Mr. Omniscient over there knows what I’m about to do and still watches.
They say you’re supposed to be like Jesus, but apparently me watching porn like He watches us, doesn’t count.
You have an oompa-loompa dick?