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Is this like a time share type situation?

I like it. Somebody get Vin Diesel on the phone.

Who? Who celebrated?

This is pretty good stuff.

Waiting patiently to be found by these women. I’m already divorced.

Making CEOs use their product live is a great idea. It’ll never happen because it’s a great idea.

Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.

I keep the litter box in the bathroom. We poop as a family.

No kidding. I have a plastic guard on the roll as well and my cats still manage to unroll the damn thing.

Poop forensics.

One of my ex’s told me she lies and hides things during therapy. That’s probably the best way to use therapy. But that would make this all the more interesting to hear.

No! This is how I find out about He-man movie and have my expectations shattered at the same time?

The 58 year old vampire looks like Ben Shapiro.