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those are not silhouettes though, multiple have shading and would not be recognizeable without the extra surface detail
I have my brightness low enough that all of them look like silhouettes, and the only one I didn’t recognize is the one I’m not familiar with.
Didn’t see them either because I don’t keep my brightness setting on “thermonuclear explosion”
My eyes are stronk…
Big chungus is among us
Scheiss auf mein chungus leben
But hey whazzup with Dat boiii
Comedynecrophlia the sticker set
but you recognize them ☝️
So… I see a soap dispenser, a really fat rabbit, a weird vaccuum cleaner and a couple of silly putty figurines.
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!
this is either cursed or incredibly handy
once i’ve had my surgery i might try this out (after it’s all healed and well of course!)
Oh that’s actually the main contraindication. Even healed scar tissue is basically always slightly weaker than normal skin (it’ll even reopen years later if you suddenly have a severe vitamin c deficiency) and in this case could cause a fistula.
Ugh, cis privilege strikes again! /j
(I know, it’s not per se a privilege, but damn, there goes my chance to do a funny :( )
I mean it is but it’s also a privilege (perk is maybe a better term contextually) that gets lost by women who have had to have some kind of significant repair. I would think the main risk factor there is childbirth so it’s likely they outnumber you demographically. You also can ask your surgeon, there’s a possibility that what you’re specifically having done is less risky or has become more robust since I last read up on this.
I’m blanking a bit on this. Wdym, they outnumber me demographically? I mean yes, there are more people w/ a vagina who gave birth than trans women w/ a vagina, but what relevance does that have in this regard? That there’s more research on the former than on the latter?
i cant tell whether this knowledge makes my dysphoria better or worse
I like to look on the bright side when I can. A penis seems better in many ways and It’s very possible I would have been happier to be born with one naturally (stand to pee when hiking, less random goop, easier to top), but I do also have to remind myself that the vagina has at least a few upsides (splinting, easier to bottom). Many people also like the feature where you get a little copy of yourself but personally I had that patched out.
Less random goop…? ah, periods?
No since my IUD I don’t do that (that’s a coinflip though, for many afabs it actually gets worse). No sometimes it just decides to secrete a bunch of goop for a day. It’s largely colorless and if you’ve got a good microflora it doesn’t smell offensive for a day or so (like sweat but thicker and slimier) but you do have to deal with it eventually. It’s basically the female equivalent of a random boner. It’s more likely if you’re aroused but sometimes it’s just your body making sure it all still works, especially overnight.
what the fuck that’s sick
the gender neutral vereion of this must be using chopsticks to pull poop out of your own butt
I have no idea whether you’re using the positive or negative connotation of sick but in either case my answer would be “you’re welcome” so.
They’re all memes. Jar-Jar Binks, amogus, a toothpaste shitting out the paste, and Robert Downey Jr. meme on the top row. Big chungus, Peter Griffin, the only one I don’t recognize, and trollface on the bottom.
Jar-Jar Binks
I…thought that was Sailor Moon
The only one I got was jar jar
What’s worse is the implication that Jar-jar was good character design.
He was, just not for the movie he was in.
I mean Minions can be funny, but you’d never put one in Lord of the Rings.
I think he was but I was the target audience
Lord Jar-Jar is iconic!
What’s the second-to-last one on the lower row?
Sometimes I think I’m chronically online, then I find a new awesome meme that’s been around for a while.
Used to be on r/ComedyNecrophilia shortly before leaving reddit. That guy was all over the place
Ty only one i didnt recognize 🫣
idk 😞
Jar Jar, Among us, blank, blank, chungus, peter griffin, blank, troll face.
the depiction of le trollface is non-canonical
I do not know any of these, for which I blame my age.
not even Jar-Jar or Peter Griffin?
I thought Jar-Jar was a long haired skater or snowboarder at first 😄
(The silhouette above, not the ACTUAL Binkmeister)
Okay, if you point them out I can find them with a little effort.
I thought jar-jar was shrek but wasn’t convinced.
I can see Peter Griffen now you say that. Not watched much of him. Only need to watch four episodes and you know all the jokes they’ll ever use. 🤣😏
I thought top left was Sailor Moon at first, but I can see Jar-Jar too
Magical Girl Jar-Jar Moon
michael richards, lol
I don’t recognise any of these. Maybe I’m just getting old.
amogus
obligatory stonetoss is a Nazi
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