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minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102arrow-down3·edit-29 days agoSorry. I’ve sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit? NSFL Tap for spoiler Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK
minus-squareChloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up96arrow-down1·9 days ago Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK this is like, mildly strange at worst come on
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 days agoWould it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
minus-squareBerengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 days agoLike pennies with an additional musk.
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 days agoHey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agoInflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.
minus-squarePazuzu@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days ago reverse unbirth vore You mean giving birth?
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoit’s when the aborted tissue pulls back up into the vagina and reabsorbs
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 days agothey just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·9 days ago Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK Sigh unzips
minus-squareShellofbiomatter@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·9 days agoNot the proudest one, but that wasn’t even hard.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 days agoI have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times. He now has two such pictures.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 days agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
minus-squaretecht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·9 days agohonestly it could be a lot worse
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days agoThe reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.
minus-squareLePoisson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoHello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer Life’s pretty crazy ain’t it
minus-squareErevanDB@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agoThat ain’t NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.
minus-squareRVGamer06@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoMeh, that’s mild by my standards
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoGetting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agosir i’ve gotten worse reviews of my profile pic
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agobut that’s just a mildly yonic eye
minus-squareSection Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoI’m glad she got bottom surgery
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoI’ve been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain’t getting me with that weak shit.
minus-squareteslekova@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoKinda reminds me of a guy I know.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoWHERE’D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoLmfaooo this is so cursed
Sorry. I’ve sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit?
NSFL
Tap for spoiler
Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK
this is like, mildly strange at worst come on
Would
Would it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Like pennies with an additional musk.
Hey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn
Inflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.
You mean giving birth?
it’s when the aborted tissue pulls back up into the vagina and reabsorbs
they just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)
Sigh unzips
Not the proudest one, but that wasn’t even hard.
I have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times.
He now has two such pictures.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I WARNED YOU
honestly it could be a lot worse
Fair
The reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.
Hello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer
Life’s pretty crazy ain’t it
That ain’t NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.
Meh, that’s mild by my standards
Getting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔
sir i’ve gotten worse reviews of my profile pic
but that’s just a mildly yonic eye
ikr
hehe
I’m glad she got bottom surgery
I’ve been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain’t getting me with that weak shit.
Kinda reminds me of a guy I know.
WHERE’D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?
Lmfaooo this is so cursed